Straight from the (Jack)Ass' mouth

my name is...

ok, i know this is a rip from martin's and marjoe's blogs but i need some writing practice eh.

the name game. in chronological order. who people are in my life by the name they call me.

phillip - you have at least got to know that this is my given name, right? you're family or a childhood friend who wasn't around to see me grow up or someone from kundi 2000 kasi naunahan ako ni PJ Tolentino sa PJ eh.

kikoy - you're my dad or my sister. i have no idea where they got that name from.

kiks - you are my sis.

manalo - my last name. mostly used back in grade school and part of highschool.

pj - a recent development, first coined by either Joey and Nuki back in 3rd year highschool. you are a friend from highschool or college. most everybody calls me this now.

tj/dj/bj - you belong to the 97% of the barristas who'll never get my name right.

kikay/tita (phillip) - you were in Kundi batch 2000. don't ask!

chief/boss/jefe - you are Matoy.

kid - you're martin.

peej - a term of endearment or laziness. can't say Pee-Jay eh? this is the name for you. you're barkada, or friends from EU '04 and '05. you call me this even on YM and txt, even if it is easier to type "PJ."

peeeeeej - (including versions with more e's) you're pau, jen, barbs, or SS benchettes. little bit shrill or whining depends on the mood and directly proportiaonal to the amount of surprise and time since we last met. :-p

jay - you are my mom. every time she confuses me with my brother. c'mon i hardly think we're interchangeable but recently this has been happening all the time.

well... i'll try to update at least once a week now. need to exercise my brain before the mental cobwebs of bumhood settle.

posted by Peejay @ 5/27/2005 10:29:00 PM